Gimble
09-28-05, 05:53 PM
Some of these were laugh out loud to Dolan and I
The Top 15 Differences Now That Britney's a Mom
15 In the Federline household, Britney no longer sucks the most.
14 Britney buys one of every outfit in Gymboree's Li'l Skank line.
13 Now all of her hoochie-mama outfits come complete with spittle.
12 Next year's Super Bowl halftime performance will feature a "feeding malfunction."
11 Exposed C-section scars become all the rage.
10 Middle-aged pervs around the world glumly cross another one off their list and start downloading photos of the Olsen twins instead.
9 Kevin's megasperm begins looking for its next conquest.
8 Her claim of still being a virgin is only marginally less believable than it was five years ago.
7 Only *four* signs of the apocalypse to go.
6 With both Mom and Kevin hovering attentively, there's never a shortage of boobs.
5 Every night at bedtime, the poor child shrieks in agony when mom starts singing lullabies.
4 With the new baby, the collective IQ of the Federline family soars into the triple digits.
3 There's finally someone for Madonna's baby to French kiss.
2 "Oops! He shitted again."
and the Number 1 Difference Now That Britney's a Mom...
1 A determined Christina Aguilera works feverishly to find a way to make milk come out of her nipples, too.
The Top 15 Differences Now That Britney's a Mom
15 In the Federline household, Britney no longer sucks the most.
14 Britney buys one of every outfit in Gymboree's Li'l Skank line.
13 Now all of her hoochie-mama outfits come complete with spittle.
12 Next year's Super Bowl halftime performance will feature a "feeding malfunction."
11 Exposed C-section scars become all the rage.
10 Middle-aged pervs around the world glumly cross another one off their list and start downloading photos of the Olsen twins instead.
9 Kevin's megasperm begins looking for its next conquest.
8 Her claim of still being a virgin is only marginally less believable than it was five years ago.
7 Only *four* signs of the apocalypse to go.
6 With both Mom and Kevin hovering attentively, there's never a shortage of boobs.
5 Every night at bedtime, the poor child shrieks in agony when mom starts singing lullabies.
4 With the new baby, the collective IQ of the Federline family soars into the triple digits.
3 There's finally someone for Madonna's baby to French kiss.
2 "Oops! He shitted again."
and the Number 1 Difference Now That Britney's a Mom...
1 A determined Christina Aguilera works feverishly to find a way to make milk come out of her nipples, too.